8 de junio de 2010

El Corte Chino

Lo sabemos, los chinos nos llevan la ventaja en muchas cosas. Aunque creo que son asuntos en los que no nos queremos parecer: trabajan muchas horas, son bajitos, nada escandalosos, demasiado moderados para mi gusto y ponen unas posturas muy raras cuando se hacen fotos. Que los ves y lo tienes claro: "En cuanto revelen (o descargen) estas fotos les sale fijo por detrás la niña que anda haciendo el puente por la escalera".
Pero ellos, al ser tantos, no se pueden quedar parados. Si no morirían aplastados. Y como la creatividad no da para todos, llega a duras penas para unos elegidos por sus malos comportamientos en un pasado no muy lejano... pues tienen que copiar. ¡A copiar como cosacos! (¿Por qué empleamos esta expresión como si los cosacos lo hicieran todo a lo bestia: comer, beber, etc?).
Por eso los chinos tienen ciudades dedicadas íntegramente a la copia de cosas: peluches, bolsos, zapatos, móviles...todo. Tengo un amigo que se fue solo y volvió con un hermano gemelo. Dice que fue a buscarlo porque los habían separado de pequeños, pero yo estoy convencida que fue allí a pedir la copia de sí mismo y se vino con él. Lo sé.
Y como su territorio se les queda pequeño vienen aquí y siguen copiando. No lo pueden evitar. Y por eso en Castellón ahora hay un fabuloso "El Corte Chino" y en muchas ciudades ya existe el supermercado "Mercachina", de verdad.
El asunto es que el famoso Corte Chino ha tenido que ampliar el espacio a más del doble, debido a la afluencia que tiene todos los días de la semana. Ha pasado a ser el punto de encuentro de familiares y amigos que charlan mientras eligen gangas a tres euros... xiè xiè

47 comentarios:

  1. Je, je, je... Es exactamente como lo cuentas. Hay un detalle de los chinos que me tiene escamada: ¿Por qué, le digas lo que les digas, siempre se ríen? Yo creo que se ríen de nosotros, porque ¿de ellos mismo?, imposible, sus vidas no pueden ser más aburridas.
    Siempre disfruto de tu fina ironía.
    Un abrazo.

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  2. "El Corte Chino" y "Mercachina" son una mierda y solo a los españoles huewones los agarran de cogudos y les vende su plástico por 1 euro.
    No hay otro mercado que les compre por es hay tanto chino en España saben que ahí la gente es huewona e ignorante.
    Saludos

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  3. Para "ricardo",

    En España hay muchos "huewones", especialmente los sudacas como tú que vienen a España muertos de hambre y que viven de la basura que tiran los españoles, GUILIPOLLAS...

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  4. Agradezco vuestra participación en el blog pero, por favor, no lo empleéis para insultaros. No he querido controlar ni "permitir" los comentarios y nunca he tenido nungún problema, hasta ahora. Así que por favor, no os extralimitéis. Gracias.

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  5. Esto me parece un ataque gratuito cargado de xenofobia hacia un colectivo desconocido para la mayoría gracias a la profunda ignorancia y la gran envidia de este pais. Para todos aquellos 'listillos' que creeis que lo sabeis todo, mirad bien de donde bienen la mayoria de los productos, incluyendo los de la famosa cadena ahora plagiada. La diferencia radica en la cantidad de impuestos que pagan, pero eso es culpa de nuestros queridos políticos que lo consienten e incluso fomentan.
    ¿De que se rien? No se rien, sonrien porque muchos son más felices con sus interminables jornadas laborales que tú en Benidorm...
    Me parece bien ser crítico con las cosas que nos rodean, pero no tanto hablar de lo que no se sabe. Vete a China y lo comprenderás.

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  6. perdón por la ortografia!

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  7. En poco tiempo han mejorado aún si cabe sus habilidades... ahora no sólo copian los ordenadores Apple, si no toda la tienda entera!

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  8. la verdad es que en algunas cosas son para tomar nota, no solo hacen jornadas de diez horas o mas todos los dias, es que ya copian hasta los platos típicos de aquí, en Castellón de donde hablas, hay cafeterias y bares regentados ya por ellos, y las comidas/tapas las hacen calcadas ( por lo menos en apariencia) a las de aquí,no lo se fijo porque no las he probado, pero me han comentado que si, así que nos tendremos que poner las pilas o se comerán todos los sectores economicos y si no ...a tiempo

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